I guess this will be one of those "About me" biography...thingies. Over the years I've had over a dozen websites and written numerous versions of a bio about myself. So, here's the current "about me"... as it stands now.


[I am...]
A Writer -- An Artist -- A 'once good' musician. -- A dreamer -- A wisher -- An eco-warrior -- A voice for those who have none -- A giddy child living in an adult's body -- A shifting optimist -- A scarred survivor -- An armour-wearing bitch -- A scary driver -- A trained Hypnotherapist -- A dark poet -- A movie buff -- A hard worker -- A pack rat -- A pagan -- A photographer -- A dancer -- A story-teller -- A practical mind -- A puzzle solver -- A believer...




[If I were...]
If I were a stone, I would be... Strong and sturdy and always in the way

If I were a tree, I would be... In bloom all year round

If I were a bird, I would be... Too high to see

If I were an insect, I would be... Hard to catch

If I were a machine, I would be... Unreliable

If I were a tool, I would be... Small and important enough to lose easily

If I were a fruit, I would be... Sweet but poisonous

If I were a flower, I would be... Extinct

If I were weather, I would be... Gentle rain

If I were a mythical creature, I would be... Enchanted

If I were a musical instrument, I would be... A violin without strings

If I were a profession, I would be... The writings

If I were an animal, I would be... Carnivorous and wild

If I were a color, I would be... Flaking silver

If I were a fragrance, I would be... An ocean breeze

If I were an emotion, I would be... Mercy

If I were a state of mind, I would be... Brooding

If I were a sound, I would be... The crash of waves against a cliff

If I were an element, I would be... Slipping sands

If I were anything in the world, I would be...Freedom





[In Summary]
I've spent most of my life not exactly sure which road I'm on or where I'm even going. Probably due to having my proverbial map in the glove compartment - and when I did take it out and look at it, I spent half the journey with it upside down! But I continue to persist!





[In Darkness & Light]
I have watched the sun and moon collide, seen rivers of blood run through fields of black poppies that with one touch can wither the flesh. I have heard trees scream and seen birds dies. I have also seen the first butterfly of spring take awkward flight. I heard flowers whisper and birds laugh. I have memories of eating Grandma's raspberry buns. I still race windup toys, play retrogames on my Sinclair ZX 81 and when a bad day has taken me, I have jammed out... even more badly! :)



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